What else do I like about the game? Nothing, that’s what, because it’s ass. Bionic Granny knows that its USP is a freaking granny who’s bionic and you bet your ass that it’s going to flaunt her right in the name there. I like game titles that shoot from the hip and get straight to the damn point. THEGAMER VIDEO OF THE DAY Bionic Granny Via: I’m a guy with simple tastes. Buckle up and brace yourself for 20 of the Most Horrible Video Games You’ve Never Heard Of. The Oculus Rift of the 80s faded into obscurity for a reason and so did these bad boys.
Too much imagination is a dangerous thing, friends. That sort of thinking leads to the Virtual Boy and holy hell was that a car crash wrapped in a migraine wrapped in a disaster. Being innovative and spangly new just for the sake of it usually isn’t the way to go either. All of that said, though, it’s also important not to go too far in the other direction. This sort of thing has surely led to the rise in developers and publishers churning out HD remasters by the billion, for fear of actually trying something creative and failing.
Oftentimes, brilliant and innovative new titles don’t get a fair shake, passed over because they lack a multimillion dollar franchise’s name on the front of the box.
This streak of injustice runs right through the video game industry as well. Bounce, like we was ridin’ in my pickup.’ Put down that Ivor Novello award, Timbaland, that’s not for you.
Why are big bastardly businesses throwing people out of their homes in the name of profits? Why do we turn a blind eye to the hungry and needy? Worst of all, how can Timbaland be called a ‘musical genius’? This is, after all, the man who brought us the lyrics ‘bounce, like your ass had the hiccups. There’s a lot of injustice in this crazy world of ours. 20 Of The Most Horrible Video Games You ve Never Heard Of TheGamer Something New 20 Of The Most Horrible Video Games You ve Never Heard Of Buckle up and brace yourself for 20 of the Most Horrible Video Games You’ve Never Heard Of.
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